Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy Independence Day!


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Sarah Palin resigns. What a nice little gift for the holiday. What next? Iran says, "we were just kidding about that election. Not sure why we even had you fill out those ballots. We ended up using them to wipe our asses with our left hand. Sorry about misleading you into thinking you had a say in how your country is run."

Also - N. Korea: You obviously WANT to get into a war, so just effing nuke something already, so we can have an excuse to obliterate your arrogant (and stupid) ass. We see how far you can piss. Its not that far. You are the very short guy trying to walk like a rooster - all puffed up to look bigger than they are. Let us know if you ever want to switch your main export to anything other than "crazy."

4 comments:

homebase said...

http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Don_Was/Stand_By_Me/StandByMe_2168.aspx

L said...

Red laces were a good move. I dig.

middleson said...

gonna fly on an eagle.
that sound clip is hilarity. and i don't even know what it is from, but i've listened to it half a dozen times. :)

your N. korea part is fittingly written with stereotypical American aggresive cockiness and eagerness to kick someones ass. perfect way to celebrate the 4th.

middleson said...

"gonna rule this world"
LOL
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yes, that's right, i'm still listening to this thing.