Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Zune, just give up.

As if the Zune wasn't unpopular enough. The Zune is already a vastly inferior .mp3 player, and Microsoft is already the tech-industry equivilant of the Bush Administration, telling you to be quiet and 'don't worry, we know whats best for you.' Now they're even further limiting what kind of files can and can't be played on this player. Might as well just come with a jacked up copy of Windows Vista (which, of course, was WAY too big to run smoothly on your computer. So you downgraded back to Windows XP, only to find that Microsoft has paid all vendors to not support XP anymore so you HAVE to use Vista. Thanks, Microsoft, but this isn't Communist Russia, and my next computer purchase will be a Mac). The Zune does have one good purpose, though.
A paperweight. To keep the papers at your desk neatly stacked while you listen to you iPod.

2 comments:

homebase said...

Name is kinda silly.

Stoppable said...

2 good uses actually.

You overlooked:

Manual feedback delivery vehicle.

This entails:

1. Print blog
2. rubberband to Zune
3. propel with considerable force via overhand toss through closest Microsoft Office window (no pun intended... well mostly unintended anyway)