I don't hate many people in this world. There are people I dislike, such as the smoker next door who wakes me up several times a night with her foul cancer-stench filling the bedroom after several requests to stop. I ain't mad. You're getting evicted. And when you do, I plan on doing a dance.
But there is one person whom I loathe to the point of shame. Ann Coulter. I get that you are ultra-conservative, that's fine. But you are hateful, don't listen to the opposing arguments, and well... a bitch. Among her quotes include the fact that no normal looking americans should be checked at airports, only muslims. College liberals are traitors who deserve the DEATH PENALTY. And my favorite, that God gave us the planet to "rape." I'm not making any of these up. Refer to exhibition C for all her best quotes and references.
Exhibit AExhibit BExhibit CThe most recent comment being exhibit B; "I was going to have a few comments about the other Democratic nominee, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot.'"
Wow. You need to get hit by a fucking TRUCK so I can send you hate mail while you cry yourself to sleep in physical therapy. (This is where the shame part comes in to play. Its seriously not healty for your soul to hate someone that much. But you wouldn't know about a soul, would you Ann.) Okay, lets not sink to her Junior High stereotypical I'm-pretty-so-I-can-be-as-mean-as-I-want-and-people-will-still-like-me level. Lets do this the adult way...
Is this the only defense you have against your critics and enemies? Attack their sexuality? Could you BE more juvenile? Just because you do it with multi-syllable words and a thesaurus doesn't make you any more credible. Do you have any actual evidence for ANY of the gay-slams you make? I'm guessing no, or you would have brought them up. My professional opinion (no less professional than hers, she's not a fucking shrink either) is that she is the one with questionable sexual orientation. A few too many homosexual jabs at her opponents show classic signs of projection. Plus, could you be any more butch? You're petite and blonde guise only holds up until you open your dominating, over-aggressive, hateful mouth. I'd rather become intimate with an open flame than you. (I know, I know, this means I'm obviously gay.) Keep talking, Ann. One of these days you're going to talk your way into a court room. And go look 'tact' up in a dictionary.
You're not a human. You're a sound-byte. At best. The only hope I have is that if I lead a good life and make it to the pearly gates, you sure as hell won't be there.