Mountain Dew - "Amp" tallboys will KICK YOUR ASS. Then it'll run around your house 5 times before igniting and leaving only a smoke trail on its way to the moon. This shit not only wakes you up, but also makes you want to -punch the nearest wall, rip out a stud, and gnaw on it for its fiber content. Basically this stuff is Rockstar with an easier to chugg flavor. Put down the crack, addicts... Amp'd MD is all you need.
3 comments:
a well done post, caboose!
i am pretty partial to red bull and rockstar. everything i try seems to taste very poorly. i have not tried the amp though. maybe i will.....some study night when i need a big kick in the pants.
Hilarious. I actually laughed out loud when I read this post! Two things caboose can't pass up in the super target check out lane: toblerone(sp?) bars and now Amp md. Maybe I should try drinking one before my next kickboxing class!
Don't.
You could kill someone.
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