Saturday, April 18, 2009

tensions

North Korea is fucking crazy.   Like... seriously crazy.  They celebrated their rocket launch, even though it broke apart and fell into the pacific ocean (read: epic failure).    When asked, they say that the satellite DID make it into orbit and is broadcasting songs and Kim Jong Il's voice back to Earth.  Its sad, really.  Like kids in denial... (he's not dead he's sleeping!)    C'mon, NKorea.... your rocket sucked and your satellite is laying in pieces on the bottom of the ocean.     Now, you've said that any sanctions at all against you over the launch (which was a breach of a UN Security Council Resolution and a multitude of international powers told you not to before hand) would be taken as an 'act of war.'   And that you would "mercilessly punish any ... who encroach on the dignity of the DPRK even a bit."     Really?  Really.    You're a kid who was told not to do something repeatedly and then did it.   Don't you get it?   This is exactly the type of crazy-person / immature, insolent child BULLSHIT that's exactly the reason that no other country in the world thinks that you're responsible enough to be trusted with The Bomb.      

Whatever, N. Korea.   Keep talking big.  I think that the insolent, dumbass child metaphor is more accurate than most would think.    I think you ARE all talk and no brain.    I say we LET you develop the bomb.   Because I think you'd get so full of your own hubris that you'd try and make a huge one, only to fuck it up and wipe your own country completely off the map.   That'd solve our problem for us.   

1 comment:

Stoppable said...

I sometimes can't identify your viewpoint because of all the subtlety in the delivery. :)

Great post -- and KJI might take a page from Saddam's book, i.e. the stupid shit you do during a democratic presidency tends to get your ass beat when the republicans elect a talking monkey.